can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
The word “catastrophe” just took on an entirely new meaning…
ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
(Source: screenburned, via asuitokun)
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