hotokichan:

yougottabbgoodtome:

oh god 

Alright this is the greatest facebook post set in all of tumblr.

(via notsundere)

elysianmisanthrope:

hoplophilia:

What alcohol says about you.

Fuck you, I love tequila and I don’t need your validation.

I’ll drink a fuckin margarita and be completely secure about it.

(via shipwreck-shark)

cosmo sex tip #645

bilbobagels:

rampaging-mongler:

When she sees your dick for the first time look her dead in the eye and say “it glows blue when orcs are close”

…
I really want to try this.
I know I probably shouldn’t.
But I REALLY want to.

Do it.

(Source: assistantt0theregionalmanager, via mjzearen)

How Animals Eat Their Food

(Source: unabating, via shipwreck-shark)

mechinism:

brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually

(via astrid42)

(Source: dstroym, via asuitokun)

georgetakei:

The word “catastrophe” just took on an entirely new meaning…

tastefullyoffensive:

[whalejail]

(via asuitokun)

• Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
• Audience: *cheers*
• Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re doing it wrong

(Source: laterspeasants, via mjzearen)

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

(Source: screenburned, via asuitokun)

(Source: kendrawcandraw, via zero-tsun)

georgetakei:

Put a capillary on it.

epic-humor:

(Source: jennaacolemans, via zero-tsun)