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Text Post Sun, Mar. 03, 2013 113,604 notes

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Video Post Thu, Feb. 07, 2013 106,209 notes

can-town-mayor:

smileprettybaby:

i almost spit my beer out

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gdi

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