sodamnrelatable:
Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
(Source: screenburned, via asuitokun)
can-town-mayor:
smileprettybaby: i almost spit my beer out fjksdfjkDJ gdi
smileprettybaby:
i almost spit my beer out
fjksdfjkDJ gdi
(via inthebluesky)